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  • #5372: COSMOS REBOOT
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               :       _       I THOUGHT THE COSMOS REMAKE WAS OKAY EXCEPT
           .   !   '  (_)      I FOUND THE FOUR-MINUTE SEQUENCE AT THE END
              ,|.'             WHERE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON RECOUNTED HOW    
    -  -- ---(-O-`--- --  -    CARL SAGAN TRIED TO MOLEST HIM IN ITHACA   
             ,`|'`.            REALLY OVERWROUGHT AND DEPRESSING          
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    O!o                                                                   
    


  • #5371: CHEESE SKIRTS
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                  /   .-'`  '.  \          WHO WERE THE CHEESE SKIRTS
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                      \__/ \__/            WHO INDEED                
    


  • #5370: MOCKER
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       (    )    |        |  / .-.-'    -`                   
        '-.-'     \       | .' ` '.-'-\`                     
         /_./\_.|\_\      ;  ' .'-'.-.                       
         /         '-._    \` /  _;-,                        
        |         .-=-.;-._ \  -'-,      I'M A COCKMOCKER    
        \        /      `";`-`,-"`)                          
         \       \     '-- `\.\          IN THAT I MOCK COCKS
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            `-._     `'----'`;                               
                `"""--.____,/                                
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         jgs     (`(`(---"-`)                                
    


  • #5369: MUHAMMAD ALI
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           , '` -.\                  I'M MUHAMMAD ALI                       
          ./  O o  `_                                                       
           `---o--'.                 PUNCH DUH FORGET                       
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          .###._.'._                 CONFUSED NOW                           
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    === /'#####'HH,\ \==========     PUNCH DUH SIT                          
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           \ (   ) /'-'              THINKING I'M A KITTEN                  
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            |  |  \                  ALZHEIMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
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